THE NEWEST TREND IN THE WORLD OF NAVIGATION
– While Continuing Straight
- Stay Straight until I tell you to Fuckin turn
- Stay straight for a Really Long Fucking time
- You’re not Fucking listening. rerouting
- Hey asshole you missed your tum let’s try again!
- Fuck it your Pissing me off Recalculating
– Make a U-turn
- Turn this Bitch around!
- Are you ready to try this shit again Make a U’y
- You couldn’t find you ass with both hands and a hunting dog Make a Fucking U turn
– You have arrived:
- Congratafuckinlations you got here in one Fuckin Piece!
- Get your shit and get the Fuck out!
- Yea looks like the fucking place to me Get out
Random Clips to be played every three minutes when no directions are being provided:
Have you tasted me lucky charms they are magically delicious
Life is like toilet paper you’re either on a roll or taking shit off some asshole!
The only way you’ll get laid is if you crawl up a chickens ass and wait!
If you really want to know about mistakes you should ask your parents
Did you know that the difference between OOOHHH and AAAHHH is only about 3 inches.
Do you ever meet someone for the first time and want to buy them a toaster for their bathtub?
Did you know that a Horney toad says…..rubbit
Friday is my second Favorite F word
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